Whisperingwaters.social November 2020

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The Reverse Bucket List.pdf
by whisperingwaters.social＠mailman3-lists.com 01 Dec '20

01 Dec '20

Hi; We didn't get to this age and stage by being stupid, did we? You might want to remove some of these activities, if they ever did get close to your list of considerations:-). Masks will prevent COVID but not from injury from falls from any of these locations. Do not try this at home. Best regards & stay safe. Dave Wilson

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PARAPROSDOKIANS
by whisperingwaters.social＠mailman3-lists.com 10 Nov '20

10 Nov '20

> */_CLEVE_/**R PARAPROSDOKIANS* > > *(A paraprosdokian is a figure of speech > in which the latter part of a sentence is > unexpected and oft times very humorous.)* > > If I had a dollar for every girl who found > me unattractive, they'd eventually find me > very attractive. > > I find it ironic that the colors red, > white, and blue stand for freedom, until > they're flashing behind you. > > Today a man knocked on my door and asked > for a small donation towards the local > swimming pool, so I gave him a glass of water. > > Artificial intelligence is no match for > natural stupidity. > > I'm great at multi-tasking: I can waste > time, be unproductive, and procrastinate > all at once. > > If you can smile when things go wrong, you > have someone in mind to blame. > > Take my advice, I'm not using it. > > Hospitality is the art of making guests > feel like they're at home when you wish > they were. > > Behind every great man is a woman rolling > her eyes. > > Ever stop to think and forget to start again? > > Women spend more time wondering what men > are thinking than men spend thinking. > > He who laughs last thinks slowest. > > Is it wrong that only one company makes > the game Monopoly? > > Women sometimes make fools of men, but > most guys are the do-it-yourself type. > > Men say women should come with an > instruction manual; but since when has any > man stopped to read the instructions. > > I was going to give him a nasty look, but > he already had one. > > Change is inevitable, except from a > vending machine. > > I was going to wear my camouflage shirt > today, but I couldn't find it. > > If at first you don't succeed, skydiving > is not for you. . . >

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