April 2020 - Whisperingwaters.social

Clorox Sales are Up?
by whisperingwaters.social＠mailman3-lists.com 29 Apr '20

29 Apr '20

Hi again; To our American friends, regardless of whatever political stripe you support, you might find this humorous. https://youtu.be/DPDPzbLFeP4

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What We Should ALL Be Doing Right Now! 😷 - YouTube
by whisperingwaters.social＠mailman3-lists.com 25 Apr '20

25 Apr '20

From Inge Hatton https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wVs5AyjzwRM

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This might even put a smile on your face for a minute
by whisperingwaters.social＠mailman3-lists.com 22 Apr '20

22 Apr '20

*LOTS OF GOOD ONES*

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Old Dogs
by whisperingwaters.social＠mailman3-lists.com 20 Apr '20

20 Apr '20

Sometimes it's better not to teach old dogs new tricks. Our daughter's dog looks identical to the star of this show and his name is Buddy. Check out the attachment:-). ddw

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forgot
by whisperingwaters.social＠mailman3-lists.com 20 Apr '20

20 Apr '20

In my excitement of a great Netflix movie I forgot to give you the name. Sorry. THE HEALER JOANNE🤔😣

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Seniors First
by whisperingwaters.social＠mailman3-lists.com 20 Apr '20

20 Apr '20

Hi all; I imagine that when America hears about this, it won't be far behind.;-)

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hello WW
by whisperingwaters.social＠mailman3-lists.com 20 Apr '20

20 Apr '20

DD and I watched the most wonderful movie on Netflix which I suggest if you have time try to watch - it is a light interesting movie. They have dedicated this movie to an American at the end which makes you appreciate the movie and the person even more. I'm not going to tell you who this special person is, but I think you will agree. The movie is filmed in Lunenburg, Nova Scotia with the most beautiful scenery. Inge Hutton and the Chapmans each have a property in Lunenburg and we kept looking to see if we recognized their places. A great movie!!! All is good in Ontario, Canada still cold but snow is disappearing quickly. Easter dinner on Zoom was fun for the 10 of us. Harper the 2 1/2 yr old stole the show. Very excited to see Nana and Poppa but even more excited to tell us that they were getting a puppy the next day. The puppy type is a mix of a Wheaton Terrier, Snosser, Poodle which grows to 20 pounds. When our kids were small we bought mutts (several breeds) which at the time I bought our Snip and Snap from the pound they were $35.00 each. I'm afraid to ask if this little one is a mutt or an expensive pure breed with three breeds??? Think I'll just leave this alone and enjoy their little puppy. We have a big day this week. DD and I are driving 3hrs to a place close to where our kids are in Barrie. We are meeting Lori, Georgia and Maddy at Costco. Lori is bringing my leafblower back to me so I can get rid of all the leaves, dirt and twigs on the property. DD and Lori will shop at Costco while I sit in my car and the little ladies in their car so we can talk. It will be so hard not to kiss and hug them. Our government is talking about slowly opening things up around May 17th but that could change. It looks like schools won't open till next September. The police were allowed to fine folks that were not walking 6ft apart even husband and wives. The fine was $1,000.00 and they gave out 40 fines. Toronto isn't fooling around. Everyone stay safe, stay 6ft apart and this will be over soon. All the best from Canada, Joanne and DD 🤗🤗🤗🤗 💐🐝

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Stimulus Package Explained
by whisperingwaters.social＠mailman3-lists.com 20 Apr '20

20 Apr '20

Hi all; You may have heard that money is made round, to go round and nothing exemplifies it like this story. *And to think we were worried.* *The location might also be in Newfoundland**or California or Florida *** *---------* It is a slow day in the small Saskatchewan town of Pumphandle, and streets are deserted. Times are tough, everybody is in debt, and everybody is living on credit. A tourist visiting the area drives through town, stops at the motel, and lays a $100 bill on the desk, saying he wants to inspect the rooms upstairs to pick one for thenight. As soon as he walks upstairs, the motel owner grabs the bill and runs next door to pay his debt to the butcher. The butcher takes the $100 and runs down the street to retire his debt to the pigfarmer. The pig farmer takes the $100 and heads off to pay his bill to his supplier, the Co-op. The guy at the Co-op takes the $100 and runs to pay his debt to the local prostitute, who has also been facing hard times and has had to offer her "services" on credit. The hooker rushes to the hotel and pays off her room bill with the hotel owner. The hotel proprietor then places the $100 back on the counter so the traveler will not suspect anything. At that moment the traveler comes down the stairs, states that the rooms are not satisfactory, picks up the $100 bill and leaves. No one produced anything. No one earned anything... However, the whole town is now out of debt and now looks to the future with a lot more optimism. And that, ladies and gentlemen, is how a Stimulus package works.

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Pun
by whisperingwaters.social＠mailman3-lists.com 16 Apr '20

16 Apr '20

A woman is sitting at her recently deceased husband's funeral. A man leans in to her and asks, "Do you mind if I say a word?" "No, go right ahead," the woman replied. The man stands, clears his throat, says "Plethora" and sits back down. "Thanks," the woman said, "that means a lot."

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Fwd: Fw: Some fun with words!
by whisperingwaters.social＠mailman3-lists.com 16 Apr '20

16 Apr '20

*Subject:* Fwd: Some fun with words! Hysterical! Once again The Washington Post has published the winning submissions to its yearly neologism contest, in which readers are asked to supply alternative meanings for common words. The winners are: 1. Coffee (n.), the person upon whom one coughs. 2. Flabbergasted (adj.), appalled over how much weight you have gained. 3. Abdicate (v.), to give up all hope of ever having a flat stomach. 4. Esplanade (v.), to attempt an explanation while drunk. 5. Willy-nilly (adj.), impotent. 6. Negligent (adj.), describes a condition in which you absentmindedly answer the door in your nightgown. 7. Lymph (v.), to walk with a lisp. 8. Gargoyle , olive-flavoured mouthwash. 9. Flatulence (n.), emergency vehicle that picks you up after you are run over by a steamroller. 10. Balderdash (n.), a rapidly receding hairline. 11. Testicle (n.), a humorous question on an exam. 12. Rectitude (n.), the formal, dignified bearing adopted by proctologists. 13. Pokemon , a Rastafarian proctologist. 14. Oyster (n.), a person who sprinkles his conversation with Yiddishisms. 15. Frisbeetarianism (n.), (back by popular demand): The belief that, when you die, your soul flies up onto the roof and gets stuck there. 16. Circumvent (n.), an opening in the front of boxer shorts worn by Jewish men. The Washington Post's Style Invitational also asked readers to take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing one letter, and supply a new definition. The winners are: -Bozone (n.): The substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright ideas from penetrating. The bozone layer, unfortunately, shows little sign of breaking down in the near future. -Cashtration (n.): The act of buying a house, which renders the subject financially impotent for an indefinite period. -Sarchasm (n): The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it. -Inoculatte (v): To take coffee intravenously when you are running late. -Osteopornosis (n): A degenerate disease. (This one got extra credit.) - Karmageddon (n): It's like, when everybody is sending off all these Really bad vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and it's like, a serious bummer. - Glibido (v): All talk and no action. - Arachnoleptic fit (n.): The frantic dance performed just after you've accidentally walked through a spider web. - Caterpallor (n.): The color you turn after finding half a grub in the fruit you're eating. And the pick of the literature: - Ignoranus (n): A person who's both stupid and an asshole.

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