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Too true!
by whisperingwaters.social＠mailman3-lists.com 01 Jun '20

01 Jun '20

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Pandemic Observations
by whisperingwaters.social＠mailman3-lists.com 30 May '20

30 May '20

*Observations* */I hope they give us two weeks notice before sending us back out to the real world. I think we'll all need the time to become ourselves again. And by "ourselves" I mean lose 10 pounds, cut our hair, and get used to not drinking at 9:00 a.m./**//* *//* */New monthly budget: Gas $0 Entertainment $0 Clothes $0 Groceries $2,799./* *//* */Breaking News: Wearing a mask inside your home is now highly recommended. Not so much to stop COVID-19, but to stop eating./* *//* */When this quarantine is over, let's not tell some people./* *//* */I stepped on my scale this morning. It said: "Please practice social distancing. Only one person at a time on scale."/* *//* */Not to brag, but I haven't been late to anything in over /**/8weeks./* *//* */It may take a village to raise a child/**/,/**/but I swear its going to take a vineyard to home school one./* *//* */I wanted zombies and anarchy. Instead we got working from home and toilet paper shortages. /* */Worst Apocalypse Ever!/* *//* */You know those car commercials w/**/ith /**/only one vehicle on the road -/**/-/**/doesn't seem so unrealistic these days./* *//* */They can open things up next month/**/. /**/ I'm staying in until July to see what happens to you all first./* *//* */Day 37: The garbage man placed an AA flyer on my recycling bin./* *//* */The spread of Covid-19 is based on two things:/* */1. How dense the population is./* */2. How dense the population is./* *//* */Appropriate analogy: "The curve is flattening so we can start lifting restrictions now" = "The parachute has slowed our rate of descent, so we can take it off now"./* *//* */People keep asking: "Is coronavirus REALLY all that serious?" Listen people, thechurches and casinos are closed!!! When heaven and hell agree on the same thing it's probably pretty serious./* *//* */Never in a million years could I have imagined I would go up to a bank teller wearing a mask and ask for money./* *//* */Home school Day 1: I'm trying to figure out how I can get this kid transferred out of my class./* *//* */Putting a drink in each room of my house today and calling it a pub crawl./* *//* */Okay, the schools are closed. So do we drop the kids off at the teacher's house or what?/* *//* */For the second part of this quarantine do we have to stay with the same family or will they relocate us? /**//**/Asking for myself ./* *//* *//**/The dumbest thing I've ever bought was a 2020 planner/**/!/* *//**//**//* */Enjoy your day. You don't have anything else to do./**//* <#m_5261354000038647262_m_8881838594158232115_DAB4FAD8-2DD7-40BB-A1B8-4E2AA1F9FDF2>

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Your WW Social Forum at Work
by whisperingwaters.social＠mailman3-lists.com 27 May '20

27 May '20

A philosophical look at growing older. “Life is a gift”. *BEST OF THE BUNCH*

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Re: The Renovations Committee recommends against ANY of these activities
by whisperingwaters.social＠mailman3-lists.com 26 May '20

26 May '20

Thanks for sharing Sent from my iPad > On May 25, 2020, at 3:01 PM, whisperingwaters.social(a)mailman3-lists.com wrote: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > <VIDEO-2020-04-19-11-29-15.mp4> > _______________________________________________ > Whisperingwaters.social mailing list -- whisperingwaters.social(a)mailman3-lists.com > To unsubscribe send an email to whisperingwaters.social-leave(a)mailman3-lists.com

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Mostly for the women!!!
by whisperingwaters.social＠mailman3-lists.com 26 May '20

26 May '20

*/Mostly for the women!!!/* One morning a husband returns to the cabin after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap . Although not familiar with the lake, his wife decides to take the boat out, since it is such a beautiful day. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book. Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, " Good morning, Ma'am, what are you doing?" "Reading a book," she replies , (thinking, "Isn't that obvious?") " You're in a Restricted Fishing Area," he informs her " I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing, I'm reading." " Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. I'll have to write you up a ticket and you'll have to pay a fine." "For reading a book,?" she replies. " You're in a Restricted Fishing Area ," he informs her again ." "But officer, I'm not fishing, I'm reading." " Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. I'll have to write you up a ticket and you'll have to pay a fine." " If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault," says the woman." "But I haven't even touched you," says the Game Warden . " That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment." "Have a nice day ma'am," and he immediately departed. // */MORAL:/* /Never argue with a woman who reads./ /It's likely she can also think./

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Lou Nuspl forwards this lifetime supply of Quarantine humor !!!
by whisperingwaters.social＠mailman3-lists.com 18 May '20

18 May '20

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Social Distancing - What's That ??
by whisperingwaters.social＠mailman3-lists.com 15 May '20

15 May '20

Worth checking out :-) https://www.dropbox.com/s/m8ryj9kdpiz3lok/No%20social%20distancing.mp4?dl=0

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QUARANTINE HUMOR
by whisperingwaters.social＠mailman3-lists.com 10 May '20

10 May '20

The pandemic has changed what's funny to us it seems, so please enjoy. ddw

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Need a laugh?
by whisperingwaters.social＠mailman3-lists.com 08 May '20

08 May '20

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Another Laugh
by whisperingwaters.social＠mailman3-lists.com 06 May '20

06 May '20

> > > > *Ontario has banned groups larger than 5. > > If you’re a family of 6, you’re all about to find out who’s the > least favourite. > * > ~~~~~ > > *The longer this goes on, the harder it will be to return to a > society where pants and bras are required.** > > **Happy hour is starting earlier and earlier.** > > **If this keeps up, I’ll be pouring wine in my cereal.* > > ~~~~~ > > *Today’s Weather? Room temperature. > * > ~~~~~ > > *Smoking pot and skipping school had me in trouble constantly. > > Now weeds legal and schools closed ... damn kids are livin’ the > dream.* > > ~~~~~ > > *This is stupid. I just tried to make my own hand sanitizer and it > came out as a rum & coke.* > > ~~~~~ > > *If you get an email with the subject “Knock Knock”, don’t open it. > > It’s a Jehovah Witness working from home.* > > ~~~~~ > > *After a few days of not going out, I saw someone I knew walking > by on the sidewalk outside.** > > **I immediately ran to the window and started yelling to them.** > > **Now I understand dogs.* > > ~~~~~ > > *Day 8 of social isolation and it’s looking like Vegas in my house: > > We’re losing money by the minute. > > Cocktails are acceptable at any hour. > > Nobody knows what time it is.* > > > > > > > >

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