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HONNA HOLIDAY DECORATION CONTEST Tony deserves the credit!
by whisperingwaters.social＠mailman3-lists.com 07 Dec '20

07 Dec '20

image.png Light Up Old Northeast Holiday Decoration Contest Hi All, I registered Whispering Waters in the HONNA HOLIDAY DECORATION CONTEST. HONNA hopes to help make the neighborhood extra festive this year with a holiday home decoration contest. Residents can sign up and decorate their homes. All competing homes will be put on a map to be judged and to be seen by those touring the neighborhood. Since neighbors of ONE can’t gather as a large group, let’s show off our pride in our neighborhood by being festive and bright! This event will take the place of the Candlelight Tour as our major fundraising event of the year. Due to COVID safety, this event will not include going into decorated houses and instead will be judged from the street. Judging will take place Sunday, December 20th between 6:30-9:00 pm. There will be a registration fee of $25, proceeds to go to HONNA. PS: The funds generated from the Candlelight Tour are donated to needy causes throughout the city. I'm sure there will be a big shortfall this year because of Covid. Making a donation and supporting this program would be awesome! PSS: Here is the URL if you want to take a look at the map showing the homes that have entered the contest so far, or if you choose to participate in the activities: https://honna.org/honna-events/light-up-old-north-east-holiday-decoration-c… Carol Kline

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Bob Hope!
by whisperingwaters.social＠mailman3-lists.com 04 Dec '20

04 Dec '20

Passed on by Lou Nuspl:-) /They asked him where he wanted to be buried.../ /Bob Hope replied: "Surprise me."/ *//* /I had forgotten that he lived to be 100, and also didn't realize it has been over 17//years since he died./ /*BOB HOPE IN HEAVEN*/ /For those of you too young to remember Bob Hope, ask your grandparents and thanks for the memories./ /*WHAT A WONDERFUL E-MAIL.*/ *//* /I HOPE THIS WILL PUT A SMILE ON YOUR FACE AND IN YOUR HEART./ /This is a tribute to a man who DID make a difference/ *//* /ON TURNING 70 - "I still chase women, but only downhill."/ /ON TURNING 80 - "That's the time of your life when even your birthday suit needs pressing."/ /ON TURNING 90 - "You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake."/ /ON TURNING 100 - " I don't feel old. In fact, I don't feel anything until noon. Then it's time for my nap."/ /ON GIVING UP HIS EARLY CAREER (BOXING) - "I ruined my hands in the ring. The referee kept stepping on them."/ /ON GOLF - "Golf is my profession. Show business is just to pay the green fees."/ /ON PRESIDENTS - "I have performed for 12 presidents but entertained only six."/ /ON WHY HE CHOOSE SHOWBIZ FOR HIS CAREER - "When I was born, the doctor said to my mother, congratulations, you have an eight pound ham."/ /ON RECEIVING THE CONGRESSIONAL GOLD MEDAL - "I feel very humble, but I think I have the strength of character to fight it."/ /ON HIS FAMILY'S EARLY POVERTY - "Four of us slept in the one bed. When it got cold, mother threw on another brother."/ /ON HIS SIX BROTHERS - "That's how I learned to dance. Waiting for the bathroom."/ /ON HIS EARLY FAILURES - "I would not have had anything to eat if it wasn't for the stuff the audience threw at me."/ /ON GOING TO HEAVEN //–/ // /"I have done benefits for ALL religions. I would hate to blow the hereafter on a technicality."/ *//* /Dear Lord -/ /Please give me a sense of humor,// /give me the grace to see a joke,/ /to get some humor out of life,/ /and pass it on to other folk.// /To the person receiving this, please have the grace to pass it on to others./ /Learn from yesterday, live for today, keep one hand on your wallet and don't worry about tomorrow.../

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Free Smiles
by whisperingwaters.social＠mailman3-lists.com 04 Dec '20

04 Dec '20

This is good for a chuckle Inge Hatton The devil whispered to me, “I’m coming for you.” I whispered back, “Bring pizza.” /*Having plans sounds like a good idea until you have to put on clothes and leave the house.*/ It’s weird being the same age as old people. Life is like a helicopter. I don’t know how to operate a helicopter. Chocolate is God’s way of telling us he likes us a little bit chubby. /*It’s probably my age that tricks people into thinking I’m an adult.*/ Never sing in the shower! Singing leads to dancing, dancing leads to slipping, and slipping leads to paramedics seeing you naked. So, remember…Don’t sing! During the middle ages they celebrated the end of the plague with wine and orgies. Does anyone know if there is anything planned when this one ends? /*I see people about my age mountain climbing; I feel good getting my leg through my underwear without losing my balance.*/ We can all agree that in 2015 not a single person got the answer correct to, ‘Where do you see yourself 5 years from now?’ So if a cow doesn’t produce milk, is it a milk dud or an udder failure? /*If you can’t think of a word, say “I forgot the English word for it.” That way people will think you’re bilingual instead of an idiot.*/ /*I’m at a place in my life where errands are starting to count as going out.*//* */ One day you’re loving your bubble, doing work outs, baking banana bread and going for long walks and the next you’re crying, drinking gin for breakfast and missing people you don’t even like. Don’t be worried about your smartphone or TV spying on you. Your vacuum cleaner has been collecting dirt on you for years. /*I’m getting tired of being part of a major historical event.*//* */ I don’t always go the extra mile, but when I do it’s because I missed my exit. At what point can we just start using 2020 as profanity? As in: “That’s a load of 2020.” or “What in the 2020.” or “abso-2020-lutely.” You don’t realize how old you are until you sit on the floor and then try to get back up We all get heavier as we get older, because there's a lot more information in our heads. That's my story and I'm sticking to it. --

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Notice - WW Laundry Room POSSIBLY Out of Service Temporarily
by whisperingwaters.social＠mailman3-lists.com 03 Dec '20

03 Dec '20

Hi all; *Roof Replacement on the laundry and meeting/library rooms is scheduled to begin this Friday, Dec 4.* You may likely notice contractor vehicles on our driveway and property starting Friday which may involve you accessing your garages, etc from a different direction so we request you be flexible and careful during this inconvenience. *There MAY be times when the laundry is NOT available as we all work around the construction timetable so govern yourself accordingly.*** In other words, plan laundry for today and tomorrow (Wednesday & Thursday) and the weekend until further notice. This roof was last replaced about thirty years ago so it's not an everyday event:-). We would apologize for the inconvenience but we are just so happy to see this progress being made, that it's hard to get the words out:-). Stay safe. *Until the new WW Business email system is operational, the WW Social email system may help occasionally by doubling up to handle both. Further instructions will follow to familiarize you with the new system in due course.* Buildings Committee Burt Kline & Dave Wilson

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My one and only 2020 Christmas greeting!!
by whisperingwaters.social＠mailman3-lists.com 02 Dec '20

02 Dec '20

Hi; Sorry if this was duplicated but I didn't want you to miss it as it was forwarded by a good friend:-). Only watch it once, though, unless you really like it. Dave Wilson

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The Reverse Bucket List.pdf
by whisperingwaters.social＠mailman3-lists.com 01 Dec '20

01 Dec '20

Hi; We didn't get to this age and stage by being stupid, did we? You might want to remove some of these activities, if they ever did get close to your list of considerations:-). Masks will prevent COVID but not from injury from falls from any of these locations. Do not try this at home. Best regards & stay safe. Dave Wilson

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PARAPROSDOKIANS
by whisperingwaters.social＠mailman3-lists.com 10 Nov '20

10 Nov '20

> */_CLEVE_/**R PARAPROSDOKIANS* > > *(A paraprosdokian is a figure of speech > in which the latter part of a sentence is > unexpected and oft times very humorous.)* > > If I had a dollar for every girl who found > me unattractive, they'd eventually find me > very attractive. > > I find it ironic that the colors red, > white, and blue stand for freedom, until > they're flashing behind you. > > Today a man knocked on my door and asked > for a small donation towards the local > swimming pool, so I gave him a glass of water. > > Artificial intelligence is no match for > natural stupidity. > > I'm great at multi-tasking: I can waste > time, be unproductive, and procrastinate > all at once. > > If you can smile when things go wrong, you > have someone in mind to blame. > > Take my advice, I'm not using it. > > Hospitality is the art of making guests > feel like they're at home when you wish > they were. > > Behind every great man is a woman rolling > her eyes. > > Ever stop to think and forget to start again? > > Women spend more time wondering what men > are thinking than men spend thinking. > > He who laughs last thinks slowest. > > Is it wrong that only one company makes > the game Monopoly? > > Women sometimes make fools of men, but > most guys are the do-it-yourself type. > > Men say women should come with an > instruction manual; but since when has any > man stopped to read the instructions. > > I was going to give him a nasty look, but > he already had one. > > Change is inevitable, except from a > vending machine. > > I was going to wear my camouflage shirt > today, but I couldn't find it. > > If at first you don't succeed, skydiving > is not for you. . . >

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VOTING
by whisperingwaters.social＠mailman3-lists.com 29 Oct '20

29 Oct '20

Hi Voting Neighbors, It's TOO LATE to mail out your voting ballots now because of delays at the post office. IF you mail them now they may not be counted. You can drop them off at 501 1st Ave N (downtown). There's also a drop off at Tropicana Field until November 2nd. - See gotvpinellas.org for additional voter and volunteer information including ballot guides under “Info for Voters.” PLEASE VOTE! Carol Kline

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Artiste
by whisperingwaters.social＠mailman3-lists.com 26 Oct '20

26 Oct '20

Salut; A little makeup can go a long way. ddw https://www.dropbox.com/s/tdfeotcx92dikxp/artiste.MP4?dl=0

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Older ?!?
by whisperingwaters.social＠mailman3-lists.com 26 Oct '20

26 Oct '20

Hi again, again:-) You're not getting older, you're getting better. ddw https://www.dropbox.com/s/16avp3h2ftadfxk/Japan%20Software.mp4?dl=0

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