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>
> *Ontario has banned groups larger than 5.
>
> If you’re a family of 6, you’re all about to find out who’s the
> least favourite.
> *
> ~~~~~
>
> *The longer this goes on, the harder it will be to return to a
> society where pants and bras are required.**
>
> **Happy hour is starting earlier and earlier.**
>
> **If this keeps up, I’ll be pouring wine in my cereal.*
>
> ~~~~~
>
> *Today’s Weather? Room temperature.
> *
> ~~~~~
>
> *Smoking pot and skipping school had me in trouble constantly.
>
> Now weeds legal and schools closed ... damn kids are livin’ the
> dream.*
>
> ~~~~~
>
> *This is stupid. I just tried to make my own hand sanitizer and it
> came out as a rum & coke.*
>
> ~~~~~
>
> *If you get an email with the subject “Knock Knock”, don’t open it.
>
> It’s a Jehovah Witness working from home.*
>
> ~~~~~
>
> *After a few days of not going out, I saw someone I knew walking
> by on the sidewalk outside.**
>
> **I immediately ran to the window and started yelling to them.**
>
> **Now I understand dogs.*
>
> ~~~~~
>
> *Day 8 of social isolation and it’s looking like Vegas in my house:
>
> We’re losing money by the minute.
>
> Cocktails are acceptable at any hour.
>
> Nobody knows what time it is.*
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