*Observations*
*/I hope they give us two weeks notice before sending us back out to the real world. I think we'll all need the time to become ourselves again. And by "ourselves" I mean lose 10 pounds, cut our hair, and get used to not drinking at 9:00 a.m./**//*
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*/New monthly budget: Gas $0 Entertainment $0 Clothes $0 Groceries $2,799./*
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*/Breaking News: Wearing a mask inside your home is now highly recommended. Not so much to stop COVID-19, but to stop eating./*
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*/When this quarantine is over, let's not tell some people./*
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*/I stepped on my scale this morning. It said: "Please practice social distancing. Only one person at a time on scale."/*
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*/Not to brag, but I haven't been late to anything in over /**/8weeks./*
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*/It may take a village to raise a child/**/,/**/but I swear its going to take a vineyard to home school one./*
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*/I wanted zombies and anarchy. Instead we got working from home and toilet paper shortages. /*
*/Worst Apocalypse Ever!/*
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*/You know those car commercials w/**/ith /**/only one vehicle on the road -/**/-/**/doesn't seem so unrealistic these days./*
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*/They can open things up next month/**/. /**/ I'm staying in until July to see what happens to you all first./*
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*/Day 37: The garbage man placed an AA flyer on my recycling bin./*
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*/The spread of Covid-19 is based on two things:/*
*/1. How dense the population is./*
*/2. How dense the population is./*
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*/Appropriate analogy: "The curve is flattening so we can start lifting restrictions now" = "The parachute has slowed our rate of descent, so we can take it off now"./*
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*/People keep asking: "Is coronavirus REALLY all that serious?" Listen people, thechurches and casinos are closed!!! When heaven and hell agree on the same thing it's probably pretty serious./*
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*/Never in a million years could I have imagined I would go up to a bank teller wearing a mask and ask for money./*
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*/Home school Day 1: I'm trying to figure out how I can get this kid transferred out of my class./*
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*/Putting a drink in each room of my house today and calling it a pub crawl./*
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*/Okay, the schools are closed. So do we drop the kids off at the teacher's house or what?/*
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*/For the second part of this quarantine do we have to stay with the same family or will they relocate us? /**//**/Asking for myself ./*
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*//**/The dumbest thing I've ever bought was a 2020 planner/**/!/*
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*/Enjoy your day. You don't have anything else to do./**//*
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