Ontario has banned groups larger than
5.
If you’re a
family of 6,
you’re all
about to find
out who’s the
least
favourite.
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The longer this goes on, the
harder it will
be to return
to a society
where pants
and bras are
required.
Happy hour is starting earlier
and earlier.
If this keeps up, I’ll be pouring
wine in my
cereal.
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Today’s Weather? Room temperature.
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Smoking pot and skipping school had
me in trouble
constantly.
Now weeds
legal and
schools closed
... damn kids
are livin’ the
dream.
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This is stupid. I just tried to
make my own
hand sanitizer
and it came
out as a rum
& coke.
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If you get an email with the subject
“Knock Knock”,
don’t open it.
It’s a Jehovah
Witness
working from
home.
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After a few days of not going
out, I saw
someone I knew
walking by on
the sidewalk
outside.
I immediately ran to the window
and started
yelling to
them.
Now I understand dogs.
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Day 8 of social isolation and it’s
looking like
Vegas in my
house:
We’re losing
money by the
minute.
Cocktails are
acceptable at
any hour.
Nobody knows
what time it
is.