Mostly for the women!!!

One morning a husband returns to the cabin after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap .

Although not familiar with the lake, his wife decides to take the boat out, since it is such a beautiful day.

She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.

Along comes a Game Warden in his boat.

He pulls up alongside the woman and says, " Good morning, Ma'am, what are you doing?"

"Reading a book," she replies , (thinking, "Isn't that obvious?")

" You're in a Restricted Fishing Area," he informs her

" Yes, but you have all the equipment.  For all I know you could start at any moment.  I'll have to write you up a ticket and you'll have to pay a fine."

"For reading a book,?" she replies.

" You're in a Restricted Fishing Area ," he informs her again ."

 "But officer, I'm not fishing, I'm reading."

" Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.  I'll have to write you up a ticket and you'll have to pay a fine."

" If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault," says the woman."

"But I haven't even touched you," says the Game Warden .

" That's true, but you have all the equipment.  For all I know you could start at any moment."

"Have a nice day ma'am," and he immediately departed.

MORAL:

Never argue with a woman who reads.

It's likely she can also think.