[Whisperingwaters.social] Another Laugh

*Ontario has banned groups larger than 5.

If you’re a family of 6, you’re all about to find out who’s the
least favourite.
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*The longer this goes on, the harder it will be to return to a
society where pants and bras are required.**

**Happy hour is starting earlier and earlier.**

**If this keeps up, I’ll be pouring wine in my cereal.*

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*Today’s Weather? Room temperature.
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*Smoking pot and skipping school had me in trouble constantly.

Now weeds legal and schools closed ... damn kids are livin’ the
dream.*

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*This is stupid. I just tried to make my own hand sanitizer and it
came out as a rum & coke.*

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*If you get an email with the subject “Knock Knock”, don’t open it.

It’s a Jehovah Witness working from home.*

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*After a few days of not going out, I saw someone I knew walking
by on the sidewalk outside.**

**I immediately ran to the window and started yelling to them.**

**Now I understand dogs.*

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*Day 8 of social isolation and it’s looking like Vegas in my house:

We’re losing money by the minute.

Cocktails are acceptable at any hour.

Nobody knows what time it is.*