[Whisperingwaters.social] Re: Another Laugh

Hilarious! We are living thru it!

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On May 5, 2020, at 8:25 PM, whisperingwaters.social@mailman3-lists.com wrote:



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Ontario has banned groups larger than 5.

If you’re a family of 6, you’re all about to find out who’s the least favourite.

The longer this goes on, the harder it will be to return to a society where pants and bras are required.

Happy hour is starting earlier and earlier.

If this keeps up, I’ll be pouring wine in my cereal.

Today’s Weather? Room temperature.

Smoking pot and skipping school had me in trouble constantly.

Now weeds legal and schools closed ... damn kids are livin’ the dream.

This is stupid. I just tried to make my own hand sanitizer and it came out as a rum & coke.

If you get an email with the subject “Knock Knock”, don’t open it.

It’s a Jehovah Witness working from home.

After a few days of not going out, I saw someone I knew walking by on the sidewalk outside.

I immediately ran to the window and started yelling to them.

Now I understand dogs.

Day 8 of social isolation and it’s looking like Vegas in my house:

We’re losing money by the minute.

Cocktails are acceptable at any hour.

Nobody knows what time it is.

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